He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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