So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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