Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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