explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize