love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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