Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm always down for nudity.
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