what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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