yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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