i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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