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His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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