If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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