every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Enjoy the penises
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
