The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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