i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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