oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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