so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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