At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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