Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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