So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The feeling are messing with the penis
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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