just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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