That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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