So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
