drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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