last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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