yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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