btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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