:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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