her vagine was all disorganized.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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