scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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