I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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