That's intense
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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