hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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