WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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