It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Success! We fucked roommates!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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