i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
