what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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