Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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