just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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