that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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