My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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