im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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