is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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