After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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