just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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