onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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