I wannas sexs uuuuu
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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