Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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