i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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