Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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