i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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