I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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