i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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