He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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